Definition
Markitechture (n): What software and hardware vendors use to describe their product, that will not only cause all of your poor application (see: crapplication) performance problems to disappear, but will also increase your system uptime, decrease your TCO, feed small countries, regrow hair, and invoke world peace.
Of course, this is all assuming that the product in question a) exists b) can actually be installed and c) will actually run in any environment outside of a test lab.
