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Now what were those 4 rules again?..?..?

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Today’s example revolves around Apple’s new… well, whatever it is that they supposedly released on Friday. I think I saw one or two news blurbs about it.

Mystery Solved
Freud famously asked: What do women want? The Associated Press reports that one young man believes he has discovered the answer:

Nick Epperson, a 24-year-old grad student, spent the night outside an AT&T store in Atlanta, keeping his cheer up with bags of Doritos, three games of Scrabble and two packs of cigarettes. Asked why he was waiting in line, he responded simply “Chicks dig the iPhone.”

James Taranto’s comment?

The jury is still out as to whether chicks dig Dorito-munching, chain-smoking, Scrabble-playing grad students.

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